Posts Tagged ‘Parody’

JPEG DE JURE

Posted: January 26, 2013 in by John Dilligent
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No Dogs, No Bicycles, No Swimming

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JPEG DE JURE

Posted: April 3, 2012 in by John Dilligent
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Change We REALLY Need !

John Dilligent’s Top 12 Reasons Why Sarah Palin Is The Prime Presidential Prospect He’d Most Like To Get Behind

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Well I was researching pics looking for high-level public officials flashing the sign of the Illuminati “horned owl” — I knew I’d seen one or two of Sarah Palin doing it somewhere — when I came across a few photos of Sarah in my travels that convinced me to forego my traditional apathetic and apolitical policy of steadfastly refusing to cast a vote for any of these criminals and adopt a (potential) candidate to call my very own. 

Unfortunately, I can’t post any of those pics here, much as I’d like to, because it’s strictly
a family website. But I decided to do the next best thing, and offer a dozen really great reasons why you should vote for Sarah Palin over Barack Obama (or anyone else, for that matter) in the upcoming presidential election —

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Reason Number 1: If there’s anyone who can defeat a self-proclaimed “Superman”, it’s an authentic “Wonder Woman”…

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Reason Number 2: She plays basketball better than Barack Obama, and would probably be a whole lot more fun to watch mud wrestling…

 

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Reason Number 3: We never have to worry if she’s “All-American” and embraces our traditional values…

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Reason Number 4: She looks a whole lot better than Barack Obama in a miniskirt… leather… spiked heels… and a beauty pageant swimsuit competition…

 

 

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Reason Number 5: Barack Obama doesn’t have his own action hero figure collection…

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Reason Number 6: We won’t feel shortchanged when the papparazzi send back pics of 
a half-naked “prez”, soaking up the surf and sand in Maui or Miami, while we’re stuck in a 
North Dakota factory slaving to foot the bill…

 

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Reason Number 7: She’s the only serious contender with the potential for going down in history as the first Presidential Playmate of the Year…

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Reason Number 8: She’s promised to redesignate Airforce One to “The Mile-High Club Fed”…

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Reason Number 9: She could have the toughest foreign diplomats in the palm of her hand before they even make it to the White House from the airport…

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Reason Number 10: Cheap “below the belt” political shots will take on a whole new spin…

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Reason Number 11: Our gun control worries will be a thing of the past…

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Reason Number 12: We’ll never fall asleep during another State of the Union Address…

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