Posts Tagged ‘Nicki Minaj Hot Pics’

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Well, I have good news and bad news:

The bad news is that while the video is interesting and provides some food for thought, it falls at least a little short of authentically exposing Ms. Minaj as an actual Illuminati puppet.

The good news is I’ve decided to take up the slack, and see if we can’t manage to expose whatever else Nicki may be concealing over here at The Dirty Lowdown.

Now this is my first time trying this, so be gentle with me… I’m just faking it ’til I make it. But I was thinking that since we can’t actually interview her over here — she’s way too rich and famous — we could start by exposing her physically and examining her naked body for any visible evidence of torture. If she’s all the puppet she’s cracked up to be, I assume she won’t object…

Sound sensible? It does to me. Are you with me? Remember, we’re only doing this in the interest of patriotism and science. “Think not, what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.”

Now let’s get started…

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Nicki Minaj Nude Pics

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Whoa!… Hel-lo… Well this may not turn out to be half as tedious as I thought. And with little effort we’ve already managed to expose plenty Nicki’s been concealing from the general public at large. No physical evidence of mind control torture here though, so let’s press on, shall we?

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Nicki Minaj Big Booty

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Well, I can only assume that’s been well-punished on inumerable occasions, but tortured? I’m not seeing it…  Let’s press on…

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Nicki Minaj Nip Slip

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Nicki Minaj Boobs

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Nicki Minaj Naked

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Nicki Minaj in Sexy Lingerie

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Nicki Minaj Hot Beach Pics

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Nicki Minaj Booty

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Nicki Minaj Butt

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Nicki Minaj in Bikini

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Nicki Minaj Sex Pics

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Nicki Minaj Naked Booty

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Nicki Minaj Naked King Magazine Cover

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Now we’ve given the old girl everything short of a gynacological exam, and what have we turned up? Well, if you were paying proper attention and not simply fixated on Nicki’s rather plush T & A, you would have spotted this

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Nicki Minaj Tattoo

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Whoop!  There it is, the smoking gun. And one which serves to illustrate the Illuminati key principle of “hiding in plain sight”. Attach something like this to the arm of a girl like that and you can be sure it’ll pass completely unnoticed, while the masses remain hypnotized by her supple breasts and ample bottom.

But that’s what makes us the professionals: when the novelty wears off of staring at her tits and ass, we check other places, too!

We sent this off to our affiliate in Shanghai, and it came back with this attached:

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Iluminati Mind-Control Puppet

Phat-Booty Female Karaoke Model – Mocha

Manufacturing Serial # 000666

Made in Arlington, Virginia – U.S.A.

From 60% recycled and 40% synthetic materials.

If found wandering dazed and confused,

please call: 1-800-CIA-HELP

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