SCARLETT JOHANSSON NEW SEX SHOP POSTER CHILD

Posted: April 27, 2012 in by John Dilligent
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Scarlett Johansson is the new face of dildos, porn, and everything in between — because her image has just been apparently hijacked by a Spanish-speaking sex shop near the Mexican border.

It appears that an adult superstore by the name of “VIP” in Calexico, California blatantly stole a sultry pic of ScarJo in lingerie to use on its business cards — hocking all sorts of naughty products … like sex toys, lotions … and something called “lubricante.”

When the store manager was queried about the sticky situation, he responded in English, “What does it have to do with the business card? I don’t know who Scarlett Johansson is.”

As to how her famous visage ended up on their ads, he said, “The owner ordered cards from a company and said we need something with a girl on the card and the company did it.”

No word yet from Scarlett’s team — but unless she has embarked on a shocking new career path, the business  card’s undoubtedly illegitimate.

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Special thanks to TMZ,  located at: http://www.tmz.com/

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So, let’s find out what Scarlett’s workin’ with and see if she was an appropriate choice for “sex shop poster child”…

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON HOT PICTURE GALLERY

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