Cindy and I hope everyone had a wonderful Easter holiday. Thanks to Kelsey, Greg, and another helpful viewer who chose to remain anonymous, it has been determined that the Jordan Powers in the image above: Jordan Powers – Third from Left is NOT the Jordan Powers involved in the teacher-student sex scandal.
This is the first retraction we have ever had to make, outside of a computer-generated UFO clip that managed to fool me a few months ago. All other Jordan Powers images are authentic. We’ve been covering this story since the day it broke, with three separate articles up online. In an effort to post the best available pics for our viewers, this one slipped through the cracks. There were actually a few Jordan Powers out there in cyberspace to weed through, a chore which took a while to accomplish the day this story broke and this particular photograph went up online.
In other news — Saturday marked the greatest number of hits The Dirty Lowdown has ever amassed in a single day: 9,322. We were hoping to break 10K but it kinda fell off a cliff between 10:30 and midnight, and ended-up falling just short…